I don't know how it got there, but it looks a little staged. J is in NYC for a couple of days, so I thought it important to document the appearance of this rice so I can consult with him upon his return about what we might want to do about any future random rice pilings.
Here is a close-up of the rice pile.
Here I've zoomed out a bit to give you a better sense of the size of the pile in relation to the banister.
Here is a diagram of where exactly the rice pile was located on the banister.
As I mentioned above, J is away right now. He left this afternoon and will be back Friday afternoon. I only have to sleep alone for two nights, but the thought of getting into that empty bed tonight is absolutely killing me. I keep asking myself when we became this couple. When did this happen exactly? At what point did he become the absolute center of my world? How was it possible for us to fall even more deeply in love with each other? How could things have gone from so painful to what we have now? We are both so extremely fortunate to have been afforded this chance. That's all I know for sure.
And now I think I'll go design our matching pumpkins. (See? We're going to carve matching pumpkins! Who the hell does that?!)
Posted by Taylor on October 26, 2005 @ 9:29 pmOne project to finish for photography due this coming Friday, but I'm not concerned. Again, I'm not very good at photography, but I might actually manage to get an A. First of all, my teacher is a dolt. Second of all, I'm very good at presenting my own work and have a knack for convincing people that total shit is pure genius.
I got one of those Schick Quattro's in the mail yesterday. It was free, so I won't complain, but what I'll do with a four-bladed razor I'll never know. Thanks to being eternally prepubescent, I can get away with shaving once every 10 days or so and not look like an asshole slob. J said I could use it to shave my chest and then I'd have one blade for each hair.
I just learned that even four blades is not enough. Gillette has announced a 5-bladed razor. The hirsute and the suicidal will rejoice in its efficiency, I'm sure.
Lastly, my DLand gold membership is up in two weeks. Ho hum. Must start packing, I suppose.
Posted by Taylor on October 23, 2005 @ 10:57 amwhen I brushed my teeth with hair product.
I may not be able to compare and contrast the Doryphoros and the Augustus Prima Porta, but my teeth are stylin'.
Dear Midterms,
Give me my brain back.
Love,
Taylor-
is on its way out the door.
According to the email I yesterday morning, I have 29.99 days to go. Using my awesome mathematical brilliance, I've deduced that I now have 28.99 days to go.
I'm thinking that in 28.99 days I will pack up my things here at good ol' DLand and move along. I mentioned doing so a bit before I moved and then I weighed and balanced the consequences and decided against it(read: was too lazy to do anything about it).
I do not like how DLand treats its non-gold members and I see no discernable reason to pay for another gold membership when I could patronize an alternate and free service.
Now, if I manage to post again within the next 29 days or so I will be sure to leave directions to the new digs.
Posted by Taylor on October 10, 2005 @ 9:46 amThe highest setting on the dryer will melt your favorite fleece sleepy pants.
I am a firm believe that emoticons are purely evil. If I felt otherwise I would insert a tiny frowny face here.
Posted by Taylor on October 09, 2005 @ 3:20 pm